Detroit’s Newest Super Villian

Yazar: Anthony January 15, 2010

“Yeah, she looks clean.”

After a while of disappearing off of the face of the Earth, I’m back from outerspace and Joe didn’t ask me for his key, yet.

I guess this is more of a ranting post more than news, but still news none-the-less. The AIDS girl, on YouTube, has appeared on the news earlier today. Normally I wouldn’t write anything about it, but it does pertain to Detroit. Thanks to my finely tuned crap detector, keen logic, and common sense, I called bullshit on this video within the 1st 3 seconds of it being played. Channel 7 News and their fine interviewing of 2 people, misreported that AIDS Girl’s unmasked pictures were posted on YouTube. Hearing this sounded like she was trying to hide, but after following the link flashing in the video, lo-and-behold, secret identity!

The only thing that really sets this video apart from the sewage drain of the internet, 4chan, is that it was posted just on YouTube and she claims 500 men infected rather than “over 9000!”

Internet memes aside, a basic understanding of how HIV/AIDS transmission makes her claims about as realistic as an MC Escher painting. It’s actually kind of rare to spread HIV and AIDS from female to male (rare, not impossible.) I’m not going to go into detail, I’ll let you Attackers Google that.

This looks more like something made by a low-end amateur pornographer in a fit of boredom than the rants of a legitimate psychopath.

Not to be confused with legitimate Psychopathics

To end this post, I’m only leaving with telling everyone to play it safe. Wear a bullet proof vest.

Impervious to bullets and vampires, so why not AIDS, too?