Detroit’s Newest Super Villian

“Yeah, she looks clean.”

After a while of disappearing off of the face of the Earth, I’m back from outerspace and Joe didn’t ask me for his key, yet.

I guess this is more of a ranting post more than news, but still news none-the-less. The AIDS girl, on YouTube, has appeared on the news earlier today. Normally I wouldn’t write anything about it, but it does pertain to Detroit. Thanks to my finely tuned crap detector, keen logic, and common sense, I called bullshit on this video within the 1st 3 seconds of it being played. Channel 7 News and their fine interviewing of 2 people, misreported that AIDS Girl’s unmasked pictures were posted on YouTube. Hearing this sounded like she was trying to hide, but after following the link flashing in the video, lo-and-behold, secret identity!

The only thing that really sets this video apart from the sewage drain of the internet, 4chan, is that it was posted just on YouTube and she claims 500 men infected rather than “over 9000!”

Internet memes aside, a basic understanding of how HIV/AIDS transmission makes her claims about as realistic as an MC Escher painting. It’s actually kind of rare to spread HIV and AIDS from female to male (rare, not impossible.) I’m not going to go into detail, I’ll let you Attackers Google that.

This looks more like something made by a low-end amateur pornographer in a fit of boredom than the rants of a legitimate psychopath.

Not to be confused with legitimate Psychopathics

To end this post, I’m only leaving with telling everyone to play it safe. Wear a bullet proof vest.

Impervious to bullets and vampires, so why not AIDS, too?

Okay so…. People, Where the fuck Are U

Hey people,

I know you guys have noticed a Lack of updates to this site. (and if you haven’t noticed you are probably part of the problem here @ JoeBlackattacks.com) and I’m not gonna give you a excuse. I haven’t been busy, I’ve been on vacation for the last three weeks. I am gonna give you the truth as I see it (and to my faithful followers I apologize, but part of the reason you like me is cause I keep it real so here we go!) I haven’t been posting here because I don’t feel like you guys even give a fuck that I’m here!!! You don’t comment, and half of my writers don’ t right shit!!! The one writer that has done more than one post, hasn’t written anything in three months……..So…to that end I have come to the conclusion that I’m gonna stop scouring the internet for the latest going ons of whoever the fuck is in the limelight right now, and start (I don’t Know) I guess, complie a random ass pish-posh of my internal monologue, and if say Lady GaGa happens to pop up, then fuck it… I guess I have to be “that Dude” …and that’s fine with me. So to all of my writters who I beg and beg to write stuff and come to the blog and find nothing from you …..YOUR FIRED….and to all of you who think my comment box is only a place to dump spam……FUCK YOU!!! in 2010 I’m changing the game so get bent!

Fuck You Spammers, and Non-Commenters
~signed the Management~

2010 ’s a win!!!

Awww Well, It’s here and Hopefully it’s a Hell of a alot better than 2009! Between recessions, the death of the king of pop, and the beat downs heard round the world…..2009 can fucking suck it! I am ready for the positive energy to be put back into my life. I mean, Just personally, it has been a struggle just to fucking survive. I mean Damn! On the flip side, 2009 has seen the Death of auto-tune as seen by my girl Brandy here

so that is a plus! I don’t know guys what do you think…I am welcoming 2010 with open arms in hopes that a change gone come!