SO…apparently my mom is playing matchmaker

So I’ve been wanting to get a little bit more personal with this blog and I think this little awkward moment will help me get some more responses,

This post is dedicated to that stomach turning feeling you get when you have a uncomfortable conversation with your parents. Last night, after having a lovely dinner with my family, and watching a movie. My parents deiced to go to bed and I decided  to play with the dog for a while,before I went home. It was in the middle of a nice little game of canine catch, when my parents called me and I went to see what they wanted. Now before I let you know what they wanted I have to fill you in on a little backstory….(don’t worry it’s very short) three or four months ago My mom went to a T-Mobile store and decided that one of the clerks was cute enough to date her son….so she comes back home and tells me all about her, and gives me her business card…and out of politeness I’m like…”Okay Mom, I check her out…”

But in my mind I’m really saying, “So yeah….I don’t know about your choice in women, plus I don’t want you thinking that is gonna be a acceptable part of our relationship…So Imma just nod my head and forget about this whole conversion!” But alas! this Convo reared it’s ugly head last night when I was called. I walked into the room unsuspecting as all get out, and then they assaulted my ears like a croc in the river getting it’s dinner! First words outta their mouth, “Have you ever contacted that nice girl from T-Mobile” and my stomach drops and first thing running through my head is, “SHIT!!!”  then the convo starts about how she’s a nice girl and my dad chimes in with his thoughts on the matter saying, “Listen son if you can get a girl to past the mom test…. then she a keeper, and here you have a girl that’s already passed the mom test son!”  ….What do I do with that?!? I mean, at this point in my life All I am looking for is a good Fuck buddy! I don’t want to put time or energy into a relationship right now….yet I will go and check her out, but from what my parent are telling me…she is a nice girls with nice morals, and I need someone that just wants to have fun!!! I am Vexted people…. I need ideas on how to handle the situation…when I go, what should I do….or better yet….should I shut Mommy and Daddy Matchmaker down? So stuff like this never happens again?……………………………people……….HELP!?!??!

Chris Brown’s Detroit tour Stop photos

SO I was at the Chris Brown Concert this past Wednesday, and while I was there I was able to take some kick ass shots  of the New boyZ, and Chris Brown, Doing their Thug-thizzle on stage, and I have to say that the show was amazing…..up until the point where PUNK ASS Security kicked me out of the venue For Video taping the concert (with a camera that only takes STILL Photos! WTF) SO yeah…I don’t know the name of the guard(or the security company  that falsely accused me of Videotaping the concert or else I would put them on full blast!!) But rest assured….that guard, and that security company can SUCK the Biggest, Longest, aids ridden Donkey Dick available in the Continental USA….Now moving on Here are the Pics from the concert…I hope you like!

This is for your Entertainment Bitches!!!

Okay, Until The AMA’s I didn’t have a Clue who Adam Lambert was…(Not so much a fan of American Idol) but a quick Google search solved that problem…and Now I am hooked! Sir GaGa just dropped his “For your Entertainment” Video, and after his fuckery filled AMA performance and Good Morning America performance cancellation…..you know I HAD to check it out! ….and BOOOOYYYY….. did he NOT Disappoint…He’s a hot mess….. that I will be following from now on……kinda like Flava Flave’s New York!

AMA’s Ooo La la..Watch out for romance!

Wooooboy where do I start? Alot of people Came out and Showed Out for this years AMAs. and I have so much to show…so in you missed it here is Lady Gaga Live Rendition of Bad Romance

YES!!! This free Bitch Gives me LIFE!!!! All her Wacky dance moves, her weird outfits,and her Crazy Shennagins are the little spice of life that only comes around a few times in a lifetime…so I am savoring the flavor of this fun filled artist right now!!!

next we have Shakira Giving us anything we want in the world

Now This wasn’t as flamboyant as the Haus Of GaGa but at least it’s straight to the point and I Also Really do appreciate a hot girl telling me to take anything I want it the world …while pelvic thrusting in my direction. Next up the One the Only Adam Lambert

Imma tell you what I told facebook earlier today…. ADAM LAMBERT’S (from here on to be Known as Sir GaGa) AMA performance??? is the Gayest Performance EVER!!!! Freddie Mercurry Couldn’t top that if he was alive and wanted to!!!!!!( ….not saying that being gay is a bad thing…I’m just saying WOAH!….Homo Overload!!! and on a network channel at that!!) It was a shock value performance…and hopefully it got more people that just me talking. Because I Loved the performance!!!! It had that Gaga flare but it did go WAYYYYYYYY into left field…however with the vocals……yeah they were quite lacking….but other than that…this year’s AMAs was a super stellar hit!

Swag up is right, One Blade is tight!!*Update*

The Video has dropped and it is as stellar as we have all come to expect from a beyonce video…the addition of GaGa in this Had me a little disappointed….she doesn’t bring any Roma-Ooooh-LaLa to the table…(you know what I’m talking about…her trademark “weirdness”..so other than that…it was a cool video…not worth my wait but hey…what ya gonna do?