Who Sang It better “Sway with me” Edition

So, I have this song stuck in my head…”I just haven’t met you yet” by Michael Buble’ and originally I thought he was a new artist to me…but when I downloaded his song (via the zune network)….I realized that I have another song of his in my collection which has been done by P.C.D. so now it’s battle time you guys need to let me know…Who sang it better Michael, or the Pussycat Dolls????

let me know in the comments section!!!

I did Even know that this song even Had a Video

Came across this and I had to share…every time I hear it I dream of me being in Miami chilling on a beach with dolphins…and yesterday while I was Twurffing the net (Tweet+surfing)… I came across this little gem….Now anyone that knows me knows that I <3 Lady GaGa…..and Dolphins so this was a double win for me….yay Joe

State Of JoeBlack Address

People I’m am tired this is the first School semester where I’m actually a little scared to go to class….cause the art work might be a little over my head…and besides that…I just found out that I might not get a paying job (at least not at first)  in my field….but such is the worries of any college grad….. I’mm gonna post this vid of me bitching to the camera and then I gonna go to sleep…them 8am classes ain’t no hoes….and they are not to be fucked around with! I’ll post more 2morrow. To my followers… Much Luv….I’m not popular enough to have haters yet,  so to the imaginary ones out there that haven’t found my site yet…stay the fuck back!!!!…lol

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Detroit’s Newest Super Villian

“Yeah, she looks clean.”

After a while of disappearing off of the face of the Earth, I’m back from outerspace and Joe didn’t ask me for his key, yet.

I guess this is more of a ranting post more than news, but still news none-the-less. The AIDS girl, on YouTube, has appeared on the news earlier today. Normally I wouldn’t write anything about it, but it does pertain to Detroit. Thanks to my finely tuned crap detector, keen logic, and common sense, I called bullshit on this video within the 1st 3 seconds of it being played. Channel 7 News and their fine interviewing of 2 people, misreported that AIDS Girl’s unmasked pictures were posted on YouTube. Hearing this sounded like she was trying to hide, but after following the link flashing in the video, lo-and-behold, secret identity!

The only thing that really sets this video apart from the sewage drain of the internet, 4chan, is that it was posted just on YouTube and she claims 500 men infected rather than “over 9000!”

Internet memes aside, a basic understanding of how HIV/AIDS transmission makes her claims about as realistic as an MC Escher painting. It’s actually kind of rare to spread HIV and AIDS from female to male (rare, not impossible.) I’m not going to go into detail, I’ll let you Attackers Google that.

This looks more like something made by a low-end amateur pornographer in a fit of boredom than the rants of a legitimate psychopath.

Not to be confused with legitimate Psychopathics

To end this post, I’m only leaving with telling everyone to play it safe. Wear a bullet proof vest.

Impervious to bullets and vampires, so why not AIDS, too?

Okay so…. People, Where the fuck Are U

Hey people,

I know you guys have noticed a Lack of updates to this site. (and if you haven’t noticed you are probably part of the problem here @ JoeBlackattacks.com) and I’m not gonna give you a excuse. I haven’t been busy, I’ve been on vacation for the last three weeks. I am gonna give you the truth as I see it (and to my faithful followers I apologize, but part of the reason you like me is cause I keep it real so here we go!) I haven’t been posting here because I don’t feel like you guys even give a fuck that I’m here!!! You don’t comment, and half of my writers don’ t right shit!!! The one writer that has done more than one post, hasn’t written anything in three months……..So…to that end I have come to the conclusion that I’m gonna stop scouring the internet for the latest going ons of whoever the fuck is in the limelight right now, and start (I don’t Know) I guess, complie a random ass pish-posh of my internal monologue, and if say Lady GaGa happens to pop up, then fuck it… I guess I have to be “that Dude” …and that’s fine with me. So to all of my writters who I beg and beg to write stuff and come to the blog and find nothing from you …..YOUR FIRED….and to all of you who think my comment box is only a place to dump spam……FUCK YOU!!! in 2010 I’m changing the game so get bent!

Fuck You Spammers, and Non-Commenters
~signed the Management~